andrew-w-p's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Biohazard]

This is what a migraine feels like for the most part. Halos, fractured colors, breaking skull, the look and feeling of deep pain.

Not what you where going for, but still fitting.

GGTFIM responds:

hahahaha yeah,absolutely correct about that description

thanks for the coment!

[Marmite 1]

Your bound bed buddy reminds me of Ash from Super Jail. Maybe its the slight innocent nature, or the missing lips, probably the burns for sure.

In America we assume maramite and vegimite are both made by scraping sweat and goop from the balls and crotches of large men forced to jog on treadmills on and off for weeks while never showering, then boiled till it becomes brownish.

Skaalk responds:

My buddy? Perhaps my the burned man is based on myself, which it isn't though...

I see you do know the secrets of marmite, not vegimite though, fuck vegimite. Yes indeed, you see marmite is made from the sweat and gunk that builds up in a farmer's ass crack and finger nails and then meticulously scraped into a tiny black jar. It's really good on toast and I damn your American ways for blaspheming against my sweet marmite!

Not vegimite though, fuck that shit.

[Trickster]

Loser candy! But great clay!

[Enigmas]

5 stars for anything that includes this much awesome plus Einstein and Tesla as heads in a jar robotic machines!

[Hairless Catt]

I picture this evil thing making sounds such as, crying little girl, laughing little girl, guttural growl in the same volume as a jet engine, the sound of an ice cream truck, the voice of someone offering free candy and lastly, Donald Trump.

I also picture its limbs phasing between cat legs and tentacles almost constantly.

So whats with the weeping pustules on its tail? I see the tip is leaking some sort of fluid, and obviously all the big goo filled blisters are on the tail/ass section. Is this some sort of special Cat-thulu weapon or is it just evil sick?

Skaalk responds:

Those are indeed the exact sounds that thing makes, I can hear the horrible sex cat sounds that it would make with that kind of voice. And occasionally it calls people a loser, yes.

As for the tail, man I have no idea. I was going to do something else with it but was unsure, made that instead. I guess it's to attract a mate. Probably.. I'm no Eldritch mating expert.

[[ L I O N ]]

I still say Rose IS Lion, at least in a way, bot everybody writes me off. Time will tell.

Nice work here! Making Lion look more real but maintaining Lion's emotive face at the same time, not easily done, but well depicted here!

CookieTheCrusher responds:

Same. I think Rose is Lion too haha.

And thank you! That means a lot!

[Rooi Bos Tee]

Iced tea!!!

Nice work as always, color and shading are amazing.

Also what the hell, as I write this the score of this piece is a shockingly bad 1.5! That is insanely low! My 5 vote only made it raise to 2.75 and Im worth 7 votes in the art portal, you must have an anti-fan or 15....

Skaalk responds:

They just don't appreciate tea. They're probably some damn dirty communists or something. Also iced tea would be great if weren't winter here, come summer I won't mind it.

I think it's just the rating thing being weird or something, I dunno.

But you have helped it for surely.

[Dog Sothoth]

This is the cutest thing to haunt my nightmares! But really this thing is adorable as all hell. Get it... all hell... never mind. Great work on this. I thought I left a review already but I didn't submit, my bad.

This is a dog god lord that you could never fool with the whole pretend to throw the ball/toy and laugh as they run out of the room looking for it. Not at all. Imagining the sound this fella makes just sitting there blinking. This thing could give Mr.Pickles a run for his money. If you dont know who Mr.Pickles is a quick google search will fix that up. Send me a private message if you want a decent link to watch a few episodes. Could spark your next horrifying dog creature that's not a d-cup with a bulldog for a head!

Skaalk responds:

I tried that ball thing.. What happened after was not pretty and I do not ever wish to speak of it ever...
But thanks man, good to hear from you as always. I do know Mr. Pickles and now that you mention it I may know where all these horror dog ideas have come from.

[31]

Looks like the elf version of hemo or w/e you call him now

[[ S T R O N G E R T H A N Y O U ]]

Best relationship ever. I wish I had 1/10th the amazing love they share.

Ruby and Sapphire forever!