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Fuckin hilarious! I wish you would do a similar one for the Murderface drinks bleach scene somehow. This was too good, I hope you get a front page for this!

tiarawhy responds:

Hehe I did have some other ideas about a metalocalypse parody, but that'll have to wait for now :O!

Garnet sung it better!

Im keeping one star from you because a lack of the Made You Think girl's skit was missing. You regained half that star for Steven's Penis!

I lost my shit when I saw the paint! Extra points for the licence plate

Some of your funniest work yet

SMASH

Well, I finally just bought W3 because this video was so damn funny. Glad to see something new from you.

Awesome to see you on Trip Tank too! WTG dude! and staff.

Ever going to see a new Mad Mad Mario?

Seems like it would be good, but much of the video was blacken and pixelated. I thought it was my machine at first, but other videos here all work fine. Gotta fix that.

But the idea and what art I could make out looked good. May just need to resubmit this one. Freaky.

Parimak responds:

It's fine on my end, as well as many others I had make sure the video was fine. The problem is definitely on your end.

You pull all your great animations from Newgrounds then come crawling back here to beg for money? Bad form. I loved watching your work, and was happy for you when you started the youtube channel but when I saw you had removed everything moolt from Ng I was shocked.

How ironic and disgusting that you come back to where it all began with your hand out. Bring back your movies and I will consider it. Until then I am far to disappointed in you and your actions to shell out even a penny. Beg on youtube since they are the only worthy audience members you have, even though without the NG folks you never would have gained the exposure you have managed to get. Booo!

Sykohyko responds:

I can understand why you'd feel that way, but first off I haven't removed them. I made them private. Second, there is a reason why i did that and it has nothing to with Newgrounds. They will be back after some things are taken care of but for now they will remain private.

Demo reel is the term you where looking for.

Its wild to see how much NG has changed over the years hm? Scrotum the puppy? That animation series featuring a bar that I cant remember the name of, but often had some goofy game element like xray glasses. I re watched your old videos and I remembered watching them. Just kind of clicked into "ohhhh yea I remember watching this" moment.

Nice to see another long time NG user around. Watching since 98, member since 00.

Funny, but the voice and the crying will be ringing in my ears for hours. This needs a headphone warning HA but also because Carstens "voice" grates on ya like styrofoam making love to a chalkboard in hell.

This is every bit a bad hack ripoff of your own tired work as Seth MacFarlane's Family Guy, Cleveland Show and American Dad cartoons are. Its way past time to put Doggy to sleep. This thing has jumped the shark to the point its damn near Sharknado status.

On the other hand, your Gravity Falls cross over animation was fresh, entertaining and was animated to a higher quality standard than TTD could ever dream of seeing.

Maybe you think I'm an ass, and you would be right. But as someone who USED to enjoy your work, and has only been shocked by how willing you are to allow the quality of every aspect of your art to become unacceptably terrible. This crap is so beneath you at this point, and has been for a loooong time.

Stop beating this dead horse and live up to your potential. Take the hint that Convergence at Gravity Falls! is just about your highest rated video since 2012. Make something new! Hell your Patreon will see a huge spike in membership if you drop TTD and make something thats not 90% suck and 10% effort.

Its time man. Dont stagnate when you can flourish. I get that you want a brand and all, but whats the point if each one gets exponentially worse? Stiff and uninspired animations, flat jokes and shorter and shorter videos.

But whatever, youre going to ignore this as some hateful ramblings and keep on diggin that ditch. If only you would bury Doggy and Conrad in there and grow some beautiful flowers instead.

Half a star, only because there is a tiny sliver of hope that this digital sadomasochism... Really wanted to go zero, but Id hate to give up on you fully.

Now offering nicer reviews with some brutal truths mixed in. Why? I don't know. Mostly I just get sick of looking at every flash and dedicating my time to pointing out obviously bad stuff. I'd rather praise the good. Most of the time anyway.

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