andrew-w-p's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Lepus Mordum]

Yay for you, but this is Newgrounds, not youtube. zero stars and a vote of zero for this being a video NOT animation.

adavism responds:

So we are not counting live actions that have been on the the front page over the years nor it saying music video NOT music animation. and yes youtube were everything is so stuffed together and overshadowed by paid "youtube stars" your lucky to ever be trolled on your own video....Thought I would give this a try since making the music 90hrs+ and spending weeks watching old videos just to put this together and have something a bit unique to help me stand out a little would be fine but forgive me....I will keep your pleasantries in my thoughts next time..

[Bunny Eating Raspberries!]

Makes me nostalgic for a viewing of The Night of the Lepus. Also to a lesser level those Bunnicula books!

Rabbits rock!

[Fap Man Madness]

Still better than most of the Madness dross that gets poured into the portal every week.

[Pedo Killerz ep.1]

Original for sure! I never wanted to laugh and vomit at the same time before now.

Very bouncy hair.....

Anything that shows pedo beat being beaten to a pulp is OK in my book. The jizz filled super soaker was a stroke *HA* of brilliant absurd grossness. The yoyo robot thing was great too, especially in just how utterly useless it really was, just as it would be expected to be. Fan service was a bit on the egregious side, but given the concept and execution it can mostly be overlooked, still knocked a half a star off. Voted 5 anyway.

ETA on part two?

[HSOMF Series - Episode 1]

Not the worst animation Ive ever seen, but close. Your fuckin logo does not need to be there from start to finish either. Thats just repulsive. Most of the audio quality is bad, and not just the voice acting, but the quality of the sound as a whole. The animation is so choppy and cookie cutter that Vince thought it was made with a Slapchop! The plot is just cringe worthy bad that nails on a chalkboard would be an improvement in the order of a magnitude 1000x better level range and that you're planning to make 7 more scares me, but also gives me hope for free and easy blam points.

I know you tried, but you have a long way to go. Still your little friends IRL may enjoy it, just not Newgrounds ready yet.

HSOMFseries responds:

Lol I don't think you realize this is troll animation.

[super gamer dubstep]

You do know there is an audio portal right? Zero points and zero stars because you dont know how to post in the right place.

Get this in the audio portal and I will vote higher, the song is not to shabby at all.

[Action 1]

Good lord, this may as well have been called "Marshmallow Madness"

Sorry but its 2014, its long past the time for the madness clones to no longer be happening. There is no excuse not to have fully animated arms, legs and necks added in, even for Krinkles himself.

Zero stars because its been done to death!

Generalflood responds:

i can feel it if you hate the entire concept of this genre of flash but what you said is just monkey

[A Day in the Park]

Its like the worst version of the Hellbenders ever, but with enough humor to save it from totally being shit. I laughed anyway, so I cant knock it that bad. Could use a bit of polish, but the concept if great.

Mokemann responds:

I can see why someone would relate this to something like Hellbenders, but I really was not trying to make a cartoon that was anything like it. I hope others do not see this as the "worst version of the Hellbenders ever." Thank you, though.

[Game Grumps Animated 01]

Look man, I get it, GG is funny as fuck. But god damn, why does everyone and his brother feel the need to animate them? Most all of the people who would click this animation have already herd them. I know sometimes we all get the little play in our minds eye when we watch and all, but fuckin so many people do the whole "imma gunna amminate dur ghame ghumps!" thing.

Man do something original to you! Animating to Aaron and Danny is like using tracing paper to copy someone else's work and feeling super proud about your drawing being the best you could do. Its disappointing to say the least. The fact that you plan on doing several? Wasted talent. Dont you want an animation to get to and hold onto at least 4.0? Maybe it will be good practice for your animation creation skills, but is it worth it to do it this way?

Half a star for the glimmer of what you could be doing, as apposed to the negative 4 1/2 stars for the soulless cookie cutter, follow the leader path you are currently on.

Regyman responds:

Dude, I only made this thing for fun and nothing else. Trust me, I plan on making original cartoons in the future but I feel as though I'm not skilled enough yet to do it. The reason I'm making several though is, initially I was gonna make 6 of them and put them all together as one short, but I realized it would take to long and was not worth it, that's why I'm splitting them up, so I can work on actual cartoons while doing these on the side to keep content flowing. So don't worry, I'm gonna do much more than just this.

[Teaser #2]

So whats the guy with the scrotum for a head and a machine gun saying?

Also zero stars for this animation not only looping, but being dumb as hell. I get random is funny, but this was just boring and pointless. Lack of English didn't help either.

Thanks for what I am fairly sure will be a free blam point.