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Now offering nicer reviews with some brutal truths mixed in. Why? I don't know. Mostly I just get sick of looking at every flash and dedicating my time to pointing out obviously bad stuff. I'd rather praise the good. Most of the time anyway.

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Open for writing commissions.

2015-09-15 16:33:21 by andrew-w-p

I find myself with an abundence of free time that's breeding more than a little bit of boredom. So I am putting it out in the ether that I am willing to turn you'e strange ideas and thoughts into long form old school words and paragraphs. 

You should only expect short story format on the order of a few paragraphs to a few pages. Nothing book like at this point. Depending on demand I may or may not be able to get to everyone but at this time I am not anticipating a huge demand. 

SO.... if you suck at being a world smith and would like someone to craft letters in the right order for you, I'm willing.

*Edit* To be clear by "commission" I dont mean for money. Just looking to fill the void of time.

Recent Game Medals

Too Wild 5 Points Get two wilds in a single spin. Medal Stats.
Three's Company 10 Points Win with three hearts. Medal Stats.
Ace of Spades 5 Points Get a single spade in a spin Medal Stats.
Illuminice! 50 Points Play the game between 1st December and 5th January Medal Stats.
Harmer's Market 50 Points You Shot Your Opponent! Medal Stats.
You Would Have Never Known 50 Points You Spun the Cylinder When You Would Have Been Shot Medal Stats.
It's dangerous to go alone! 5 Points Obtain the wooden bat Medal Stats.
Power Pusher 25 Points Find the Power Glove! Medal Stats.
Assault And Battery 5 Points Steal enough candies from a kid to make him limp away. Medal Stats.
Gun Slinger 25 Points Weaken a hood grappling zombie with 1 weapon, then quickly switch to another weapon to finish it off with one shot Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 71 (From 28 different games.)