andrew-w-p's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Starbeing Intro]

Wu-Tang presents N***az in outa space!

Srry, first thought in my head. Be nice to see this polished up and a real first episode though. Potential is there, no doubt.

MysticSkillz responds:

First thanks for not spelling out the N word. Not one to be using it in y vocab and I wish others will start to do so as well. Second, Thanks, we do have some things in mind. ;)

[Sig and Tessa: Order up]

I hope youre right about Sig and Tessa being around for a while.

Gotta say, between the voice and the style I'm digi crushing on Tessa. But thats something to bug someone like Shadman about. *could you imagine? I'd feel like you would hate me if he ever DID do that now....*

Keep up the great work, the smooth animation and funny dialogue! This is one cute short that truly deserves a long run and a happy home on the Grounds!

ScottFalco responds:

Sig and Tessa toons are the only things I have planned for now.

And oh my

[Receiver Review]

32 seconds of fuckin black screen and a bad joke. your sound cuts in and out constantly.

Lets see you make more reviews, there is potential here and youre obviously not short humor. I dig the idea of an average Joe reviewing indie games. The IGN quote was far from believable since you didnt include the words "sloppy bloody diseased cunt drippings"

Lookin forward to more, be tragic if you stopped at this one.

celeryseth responds:

I don't plan to stop here. The internet is home to absolute shit videos, and there clearly aren't enough of them.

In any case, thanks for the words. Thank YOU for the words. I read them.

[Essence of Manwhore]

Awhhh, *sadface* I thought there would be more of Fernando's father in this one. Also Randy.

On a personal note, I am deeply saddened by the lack of walrus pits and indeed walrus in general in recent animations. I am however holding out much hope that we may see more of the original Pleasure Island citizens given that Randy has claimed to be going back.

I crave information on the survival of the Doctor who created the monster and his one eyed bikini minion.

Maybe a cameo by Great Destiny Man? Am I being too nostalgic? I choose the grease needle!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

although pleasure island will feature heavily in episodes 5 & 6, the story from the pleasure island series won't be continued, at least not in this series, soz.

[Lepus Mordum]

Yay for you, but this is Newgrounds, not youtube. zero stars and a vote of zero for this being a video NOT animation.

adavism responds:

So we are not counting live actions that have been on the the front page over the years nor it saying music video NOT music animation. and yes youtube were everything is so stuffed together and overshadowed by paid "youtube stars" your lucky to ever be trolled on your own video....Thought I would give this a try since making the music 90hrs+ and spending weeks watching old videos just to put this together and have something a bit unique to help me stand out a little would be fine but forgive me....I will keep your pleasantries in my thoughts next time..

[HSOMF Series - Episode 1]

Not the worst animation Ive ever seen, but close. Your fuckin logo does not need to be there from start to finish either. Thats just repulsive. Most of the audio quality is bad, and not just the voice acting, but the quality of the sound as a whole. The animation is so choppy and cookie cutter that Vince thought it was made with a Slapchop! The plot is just cringe worthy bad that nails on a chalkboard would be an improvement in the order of a magnitude 1000x better level range and that you're planning to make 7 more scares me, but also gives me hope for free and easy blam points.

I know you tried, but you have a long way to go. Still your little friends IRL may enjoy it, just not Newgrounds ready yet.

HSOMFseries responds:

Lol I don't think you realize this is troll animation.

[Action 1]

Good lord, this may as well have been called "Marshmallow Madness"

Sorry but its 2014, its long past the time for the madness clones to no longer be happening. There is no excuse not to have fully animated arms, legs and necks added in, even for Krinkles himself.

Zero stars because its been done to death!

Generalflood responds:

i can feel it if you hate the entire concept of this genre of flash but what you said is just monkey

[A Day in the Park]

Its like the worst version of the Hellbenders ever, but with enough humor to save it from totally being shit. I laughed anyway, so I cant knock it that bad. Could use a bit of polish, but the concept if great.

Mokemann responds:

I can see why someone would relate this to something like Hellbenders, but I really was not trying to make a cartoon that was anything like it. I hope others do not see this as the "worst version of the Hellbenders ever." Thank you, though.

[Game Grumps Animated 01]

Look man, I get it, GG is funny as fuck. But god damn, why does everyone and his brother feel the need to animate them? Most all of the people who would click this animation have already herd them. I know sometimes we all get the little play in our minds eye when we watch and all, but fuckin so many people do the whole "imma gunna amminate dur ghame ghumps!" thing.

Man do something original to you! Animating to Aaron and Danny is like using tracing paper to copy someone else's work and feeling super proud about your drawing being the best you could do. Its disappointing to say the least. The fact that you plan on doing several? Wasted talent. Dont you want an animation to get to and hold onto at least 4.0? Maybe it will be good practice for your animation creation skills, but is it worth it to do it this way?

Half a star for the glimmer of what you could be doing, as apposed to the negative 4 1/2 stars for the soulless cookie cutter, follow the leader path you are currently on.

Regyman responds:

Dude, I only made this thing for fun and nothing else. Trust me, I plan on making original cartoons in the future but I feel as though I'm not skilled enough yet to do it. The reason I'm making several though is, initially I was gonna make 6 of them and put them all together as one short, but I realized it would take to long and was not worth it, that's why I'm splitting them up, so I can work on actual cartoons while doing these on the side to keep content flowing. So don't worry, I'm gonna do much more than just this.

[Superheroes 1]

Soooooo subtitles on fuckin youtube but not here hu? Zero stars.

NerdKats responds:

c' mon man, the subtitles are in youtube cos it is easer to be translated in other languaje too, not just english, sorry i dont speak mandarin lol. hate the game not the player