andrew-w-p's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bad Joke]

1 stars for being a fellow Stick of Truth member. 1 1/2 stars for the smoothly animated, but very short upload. You lost the other 2 1/2 stars because even with headphones, I could not make out WTF you where saying. Something about a teacher grabbing your boner because she thought it was a phone? Speak clearly into the mic, and enunciate! Would have been more but I get that youre working with less than ideal audio recordings. Still it shows that its more than worth it to take your time and do it right, even if it means waiting till you get mic access, ya know?

Looking forward to your summer animation, to see if you improve from this.

DiarrheaStudiosTV responds:

In the start I was just testing if I could make a south park character in flash, and then when it turned out well with the mouth shapes and all I just wanted to do something short (even tough it took me hours to make this) So I used an old recording and edited it in adobe audition.
In my up cuming video I have a really good voice actor so you wont have to try and hear what the characters are saying

[Awesome Guy Episode 1]

Awesome sauce! Hope you do continue the series, be a shame if you didn't. Was only going to give 3 stars just for being so short that it was more of a teaser than full episode, but a pig with a bazooka and sub machine gun? That's worth an extra star and a half. So really only 1/2 star off for the volume bouncing up and down like a ping pong ball.

Lets see episode 2, don't let us down!

TheUnseriousguy responds:

yeah the sound got a bit dodgey toward the end, no idea why probably the crap exporting program. stay tuned for the next episode :D

[Funny or Die]

"If you dont find this funny you will die" If thats the case.....

Well you just killed more people than Genghis Khan and Hitler combined, nobody over the age of 12 would find your talentless and pointless piss and shit jokes funny.

Crude can be funny if its done right, this was just lazy. Not even classifiable as low brow, or even low hanging fruit. This is below even plain old playground level juvenile. You should be ashamed for even posting this on Newgrounds, and THAT'S saying something. Zero stars

DJFyatChoonZ responds:

Great Success!

Also someone's a little mad, lel.

[Pushed Too Far]

The drawing was rather poor but at lest you tried. As far as the story goes, did you not get hugs as a kid or something? Maybe you should just watch The Crow and dress in black like all the other emo kids?

This was so angsty my laptop's screen dimmed and I swear I could hear My Chemical Romance playing outside.

Polish up the drawing, and smooth out the animation. Take your time, rushing leads to poor quality. Also maybe try and cheer up emo kid. I cant help but think of the Adam and Andrew song, I'm an Emo Kid.

If it was just a parody, good job. But it really had the feeling of being your not so secret wish. But art is art in the end, even if its not so great.

2 stars for the attempt

kreechum responds:

at least I put something up Mr. immature 30-year-old, get your head out of your ass.

[BSE R5 4 - Changing Scene]

Its a disservice to recreate something you "really like" only to submit poorly animated rubbish. Backgrounds obscure your words at the start, everything looks like it was rushed and not well thought out. Kinda looks like a nine year old kid with MS animated this. Sorry to anyone with MS, but yea. One star for the obviously half asses effort put into this digital abortion. Would have been one and a half, but this crap loops. Aint nobody got time for that.

STUCavity responds:

Do you even animate?

[House Wives & the Buddha]

How did you know the story of the guy next door to me? He passes out naked in his and my yard all the time. The whole street has had some type of run in with him while hopped up on his meds and booze, running around in the birthday suit that looks like it needs to be ironed! I wish this where a joke....

GraeHunter responds:

I am both sad and happy that you could relate to the video. I just wanted to practice a lipsync technique using KeyFrame Caddy, it made lip syncing a lot easier. Also character rigging, VCams and background techniques from Jazza's tutorial videos on 'Drawing with Jazza'.

I'd strongly recommend looking them up on YouTube, he also recommended that people should be putting their videos up here, so he must have a profile on here as well.

Now I can focus on doing some cleaner illustrations, knowing the technique is sound.

[Steep]

Nicely done, you have some major talent and skill. Creative, original and well done all around. Music to 3D, it was all great!

I cant help but be excited to see what else you will deliver to us here!

karismaticprik responds:

Stay tuned, hopefully I'll get something out soon :)

['Instant Noodlecinations']

Animation was... different, not in a bad way. However the foley work here stands out more than the animation does, great work/find in the department. Also, now I want a cup-o-noodle something fierce!

Butzbo responds:

Hah, on this case the sound aspects were some sort of "chiptune"/noodle-sounds mixing experiment, so atleast is great to know it went alright!
I still have to agree; while still relatively 'complex', the visuals could have got a little more going on, considering the 'trippy' theme.

[World According to NINJA2]

Awesome voice and foley work. Animation could be more refined but I think its just more your style of art and I cant knock you for that really.

Humor is great, lookin forward to more!

SOMNIUMANIMATION responds:

Thanks! Yeah for overall visual style we went a more simplified look (easier to animate LOL) Glad you liked it!

[The Green Horny]

Reminds me of some of the first flash on Newgrounds. Not a complement.

One star for the effort you put into this digital abortion, what a waste of talent. Subtract half a star for the looping and poor humor.

Did you just see the movie for the first time or is it just a hatred for Seth Rogen?

notefuk responds:

I had a boring time that day. I loved the movie but wanted to make my first parody. Witch enden realy bad XD. Just need alot more practise