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[Eldritch Girls]

This is the most awkward boner Ive ever had. Not sure if I want to piss or cream my pants.

I assume she will get you off, but will quite literally consume you body and soul the moment you climax as both the most evil and fitting way to end a victim.

Nice job making her as appealing as she is repulsive. Not easy to do. The eyeless face, vulva that looks as if teeth are hidden in there, the predatory feet. But then again the knowing and seductive smile, sexy arm pose, playful tentacles pulling at mint green nipples, supple curves and inviting posture.

Thats a lot of opposing features mixed in the right proportions to create one hell of a messed up pin-up of eldritch horror that only the darkest of old gods could truly handle.

Skaalk responds:

I noticed a slight lack of boner whilst drawing, but then again I don't remember much of the time spent drawing, I only remember the voices telling me where the lines should go and then calling me a twat when I messed up. Evil voices are more like picky voices really.

I noticed my Cthulhu dog did the best, so I took that and made it sexy, and weird. I'm glad you like it and feel a sense of dread from it.

[...kick ass and chew bubble gum. (Roddy Piper tribute)]

Awesome art, amazing tribute, astounding how fast you made it.
RRP will me missed. I re-watched They Live as soon as I got the bad news.

*pours out Rocket Fizz Rowdy Roddy Piper's Bubble Gum Soda on the ground*
That ones for you Roddy!

deathink responds:

Yeah man, me too. I think they live was the first time I was exposed to the idea of systems of control. And Piper was super bad ass!

[Prison School]

Thats one well placed hand shot block right there. Anyway....

What the fuck am I looking at here? I mean, I see this is from some anime I have never herd of, and well Japan, but what the bloody hell is going on here?!

More to the point, why am I finding myself enjoying it so much?!

[[ R O S E Q U A R T Z ]]

5 star for being Rose, being apart of the Steven Universe universe and also because it deserves nothing less.


Noooow that being said, and I feel like a dick for pointing it out, her gem and dress star feel out of position for her pose. It does not detract from the overall quality, its just the first thing my eyes landed on for some fucked up, there is something wrong with me, why are you typing this out, this woman can draw better than you can live, shut the fuck up you idiot you dont deserve to review other peoples amazing creations..... way.


SO yea, please draw Ruby and Sapphire next?

CookieTheCrusher responds:

Haha, yeah now that I'm looking at it, I understand what you mean when you talk about her dress/torso. I'll be sure to not let that happen again next time.

Honestly, IDK what I'm going to draw next so just stay tuned :)

[Ruby Sapphire with Garnet]

Ruby and Sapphire, best romance since, well, ever!

Damn it all, I wish I have what they have!

[Bully!]

AH this was worth every second waiting. I would have said something sooner but there was a solid block of 2 hours where I could not stop laughing!

Glad you where able to meet the oddball challenge AND overcome just how weird the whole thing truly is/was.

Gotta frame this bad boy so I can always have something to look to when shit is bleak!

Skaalk responds:

I am glad you liked it, man. It was a fun challenge while I had some breakfast, but now the day is coming to a close and I must seer seasoned flesh meats and get drunk.

[Succubutts, hurhur]

The tongue action puts this one over the top.

Given that you said you enjoy doing the pinups as a relaxing outlet of awesome art I hereby challenge you to make a sexy pinup of an English Bulldog faced woman. Only requirement is the face is Bulldogy, the rest can be as weirdly sexy as possible. I doubt this idea will see ink, but it would be hilarious and in the awkward boner territory, hence making it even more NG worthy.

Also interested in seeing what her tattoos would have been, your so hard on yourself as an artist with your self negative critiquing that I have to doubt they looked bad at all.

Skaalk responds:

Thank you mister!

I will accept your challenge and make the sexiest damn bulldog you have ever probably seen, not that I think you've seen many. I know I haven't, I think. If I have I may have been very very drunk. There's already so many ideas floating around, ladies with dog heads. Damn

But yea, an artist's worst critic is themselves, and dicks on the internet but forget about them. I do say bad things about myself a lot, I should stop it yes, but I don't want to! I might upload the version with the tattoos, but I have a better pin up idea to use the tattoos on.

Thanks for the comment, I was afraid you hadn't gotten the message reply thing. Good to see you're still around.

[TMNT: Four Swords]

Poor Krang.

What I really want to know is: Why is Donatello just hanging back with a look of judgement as if he is critiquing his teammates or, even worse, getting thrill sexually from the beating of Krang. o.O'

[A Sun Goddess, Probably]

This is who does the flaming sword dance on your colon when youre passing super spicy food.

She is just as gleeful in this pin-up as when she preforms her painful pirouettes!

Skaalk responds:

It is funny you should mention the flaming colon dance, because just before drawing her I had experienced the dance! That is in fact where I got her, and all my drawings, from. My ass.

[Shirley the medium clay figure]

More Courage figures please!

Actually, I would really love to see you sculpt Ruby and Sapphire from Steven Universe. They are the best romance on TV right now! I wish I could have 1/10th the love they have for each other. Please do the scene where they break out of the prison ship, run to each other, do the whole spin hug thing and Sapphire kisses away Ruby's tears!

PLEASE?!