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I love this because I know people who are exactly like the guy in the animation. That place is like some Bro Mecca or something. May every one of them go out of business!

Animation could use some polishing up and a ton of perspective work, but the subject was funny enough that I could overlook it entirely and just laugh.

Nice

Why bother?

Nice representation of what happens in a Pac Man arcade unit. Extra half a star for the horror faces that will haunt my nightmares now.

Great, your damn looping test that you posted for whatever reason makes me want to spark up. Only I'm dryer than Dr. Ruth's pussy, so thanks for that.

Also I still dont get this whole "this is a test" thing. 99% of the time its exactly what you would see if you ran it on your own machine, so, what? You just want the attention? I suppose extra feedback would make sense but you and most others don ask for it. Its always something like "duhhrr dis i my teztztst votes 5!111!!" I hit zero hoping for a free blam point, but you can draw and your animation is fluid enough, so 2 stars. I'm taking a full star off for the whole making me want to get stoned but cant issue.

Thats why you go to xhamster and not porn hub, where PORN is in the title!

Also your Ma needs to lighten up, at least youre not pumping every girl in school and ending up a Maury Povich horror story.

Pro tip: we realize its your mother, with your bad drawing of breasts it just looks like "u u mom"

Voting 3 to save it, cause it did make me chuckle, and the bad pun of "next cartoon coming real soooooooon" giving it one star, because you know how bad it was then pointed out how bad it was, and still subjected us to it anyway. Extra half a star for having the same first name as me, and because I can see you may actually be learning and improving upon..... let's just call it "This"

RedAndrew responds:

Thanks, but I did no pun.. Maybe I did without realizing. Welp.

This is bad, and you should feel bad.

Newgrounds is already saturated with Madness clones, and at least 1% of those folks try. This was just really bad. Sound levels where all over the place, like the mixer had ADHD and the "hypercam 2" crap in the corner may as well have been a tattoo on a hooker that says "Used often, super cheap, gives you open sores"

I see a vague attempt at trying something new with the now very overplayed Madness, but if youre going to do it, dont half ass it so bad that people with brain damage can watch it and pity you for sucking so hard. OK?

Nice story board. You know, that thing they use to decide how to place shots before they ANIMATE THE DAMN THING?!

Props for art though, but dude, really, animate it. Voting 4 to save it, giving you half a star for only going half the distance.

You owe me 5 bucks for Excedrin it took to kill the headache this caused.

Nice you did it all yourself, but your back and foregrounds where still dull as dish water. Needs more activity and less random floating rock. Also whats up with the double yellow line, I dont expect earth roads on an alien planet.

Reminds me of the Mike Tyson's punch out gag N***a stole my bike.

Its a start, but it needs more polish and better music, you can do better with MIDI than this! Voted 3 to save point it, giving it half a star for where it currently is as apposed to where it COULD be.

jjbob1234 responds:

Thanks for your response!
I was going for a NES style, it could've used some more activity in the background yes, but i lost the fla file before i could really polish it anymore, the music was made using pulseboy and was the best i've ever done with it.

I'll try harder next time! Again thanks for your response!

Funny, okish for anyone who likes Peanuts. Biggest issue SOUND! Get some sound for Schulz sake!

CoreyLowry responds:

Will try to add sound on my next re-animation! Thanks

You should have taken the time to upload this to rethink posting it on newgrounds.

Soooo bad kirby sprites and some emo kid in his playroom are all it takes to be considered "animation"

You look like a spastic kid who cant figure out how to grow facial hair being angry in a room because "emo" There is lots of space on youtube for folks like you.

I know it sucks when the cable goes out and you cant watch MLP, but if you spent half a much time trying to be your self described "pixel animator" than you do thrashing next to your xbox ad lip syncing to your PHONE you may have a chance at, moderate animation glory? You need a lot of work.

And shave the dust ball off your face.... there is facial hair, then there is looking like you where trying to push pencil shavings with your chin.

PS poorly placed and animated blue Kirby sprites does not make this an animation video.

Now offering nicer reviews with some brutal truths mixed in. Why? I don't know. Mostly I just get sick of looking at every flash and dedicating my time to pointing out obviously bad stuff. I'd rather praise the good. Most of the time anyway.

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