andrew-w-p's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[McMetalGearSolid]

Watching this is like being with a really hot girl and never being able to bust a nut. you stop right at the best part!

This is the animation equal to blue balls! Why would you do that to us?!

GenSenCartoons responds:

Oh God Im SORRY D: I dont know why it wont take my updated version!!!

[Starbeing Intro]

Wu-Tang presents N***az in outa space!

Srry, first thought in my head. Be nice to see this polished up and a real first episode though. Potential is there, no doubt.

MysticSkillz responds:

First thanks for not spelling out the N word. Not one to be using it in y vocab and I wish others will start to do so as well. Second, Thanks, we do have some things in mind. ;)

[I Got No iPhone Parody]

I know people like this... I tell em all the same thing. Fuck iPhone. Id rather have a windows phone and a contract that ends in 2122 than an iPhone!

[Sig and Tessa: Order up]

I hope youre right about Sig and Tessa being around for a while.

Gotta say, between the voice and the style I'm digi crushing on Tessa. But thats something to bug someone like Shadman about. *could you imagine? I'd feel like you would hate me if he ever DID do that now....*

Keep up the great work, the smooth animation and funny dialogue! This is one cute short that truly deserves a long run and a happy home on the Grounds!

ScottFalco responds:

Sig and Tessa toons are the only things I have planned for now.

And oh my

[The Regendary Interview]

This is like the bastard child of your South Park fan fic movie and Team America World Police!

I loved it, I love the message and I only hope that the tubby fucktard child dictator with gout and a bowl cut ends up seeing this, only to break into his own rendition of "I'm Ronrey" because of it.

[The Feastible Life]

The fuck did I just watch?! Dont get me wrong, I loved this. The animation was refreshingly bouncy and, well, animated! The glowing moon fish has to be my favorite background character ever! Its expression when the horn is blown is just awesome.

Just more questions than answers with an ambiguous ending. This has developed into an outright rash on my brain that craves continuation of the story. Congrats, you animated some fish folk, but I swallowed the hook.

You better fucking make a sequel to this, dont make me hunt you down and force creativity at some sort of weapon point *being vague to avoid this being mistaken as a real threat by some jackass, ITS SARCASM* But yea, please make this at least a 2 part story.

You would be robbing the world of an amazing story if you failed to do this. Like smashing the Venus de Milo. *why did he pick a statue with no arms.... its unfinished right?......does this guy not get high art?*

[Genryu's Blade (2000)]

This old ass Newgrounds guy remembers you! Nothing makes my morning rock like watching an asshole become bisected then fucked by a subway train.

Never got why you left in the first place, but glad to see you back where you belong, where it started.

[Skyrim In a Nutshell]

Kind of slow and drawn out given the jokes involved. Still funny enough for 4 stars. Heh, chickens

Dont blame you for never finishing the game, Bethesda is infamous for games that get buggier the longer you play. Both of their Fallout games and every console version they pump out for the Elder Scroll games are in the same boat. Every step closer to end-game is 5 steps closer to some massive super glitch or game breaking bug. Lucky for me, I like starting over a lot.

[Essence of Manwhore]

Awhhh, *sadface* I thought there would be more of Fernando's father in this one. Also Randy.

On a personal note, I am deeply saddened by the lack of walrus pits and indeed walrus in general in recent animations. I am however holding out much hope that we may see more of the original Pleasure Island citizens given that Randy has claimed to be going back.

I crave information on the survival of the Doctor who created the monster and his one eyed bikini minion.

Maybe a cameo by Great Destiny Man? Am I being too nostalgic? I choose the grease needle!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

although pleasure island will feature heavily in episodes 5 & 6, the story from the pleasure island series won't be continued, at least not in this series, soz.