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Soooooo subtitles on fuckin youtube but not here hu? Zero stars.

NerdKats responds:

c' mon man, the subtitles are in youtube cos it is easer to be translated in other languaje too, not just english, sorry i dont speak mandarin lol. hate the game not the player

So close. You should have showed him shooting the poor people THEN cut to the outside. Also a stick figure running away? Good fuckin god. If youre that lazy stop animating and draw something instead. But seeing your drawing ability here, maybe just stick to watching things on NG instead.

Half a star for a half assed attempt. Still voting zero though.

Words fail me as I try and write this. The "animation" if you want to call it that is so poor I wonder if you didnt just scan pages from a flip book made by a toddler. The music though from CC has got to be the worst version of Texas Faggot's Back to Mad I have ever herd. Cant lame you for the music, though you did pick it. The least you could do is use the original song they based it from!

The only thing "epic" about this, was how it failed. Zero stars. Hope it gives a blam point.

What an ass!

The spinning scene was great! I have an English Bulldog that acts in a similar way. She has to go upstairs to sleep and never wants to climb up, but once there is just fine. My music however is a dog bone.

Well done! I am not surprised this won at a festival. I am surprised it didn't win more. The emotion and expression on the donkey is bar none, top notch!

conkrys responds:

Thanks! It did ok. This was was first proper short animated film done for Uni in 2008. Happy to hear you like it. :-)

This is more or less what I thought when I first watched AoT. I love what you did here. Im on my 5th play and still laughing. The sobs when he licks them is so priceless! I was waiting for you to shove them up his ass and you didn't fail to deliver!

For a first cartoon ever, you hit it out of the park. Big expectations your second now, I hope you know.

I had given up hope of ever seeing David again. I always liked the goofy bastard. Especially his old school incarnation where he is ultra dumb.

Good to see him back, and you as well. Its been so long. Should we expect more of David? Maybe a trip back to his original story? Either way, thanks for this!

Fuckin great! Voice work and script where top notch. My only complaint is that it was too short to do justice to the concept and humor as a whole. Also what the fuck was with the weird dot floating about a foot to Gannon's right? It was there in his first shot, and in the end credits. Just a weird little anomaly that will make everyone with OCD flip a nut.

Whole thing had me in stitches at the wooden sword deployment and Gannon's intro speech. Just wish it was longer. one star off for that desire.

Well holy shit, is it 2006?!

Last time I saw a toof animation, I still had all of my teef!

Glad youre back, always loved your commentary after the initial animation finishes. One of the best parts of your work if you ask me.

Eight years is a long time to make us wait for some funny, hope the time let you compile a huge script pile to serve up with some bitten tongue and cheek humor. Welcome back to the Grounds!

MACception responds:

Hahaha! Thanks SO much man! It means so much to me that people enjoy it. Glad you do!

As for the script pile, nah, I ran far, far from this series and didn't look back until now. They're coming in pretty steadily though and I'm excited to see what I can come up with :)

Its like the 90's crapped right into my eyes! I miss them things. Dont get me wrong, I love the idea, and the execution, just taking 1 1/2 stars because I hate claymation. Yea I know that's your medium..

The other stars are just a thank you for the nostalgia.

Zero stars

what the fuck is up with your nitwits and this whole "watch me draw" crap. Its not a video, hell youre too fucking lazy to talk or even add music to this bullshit.

Why would you ever think that ANYONE would want to watch you fuck around in Photoshop? Just stick to posting this garbage to your deviant art account. Newgrounds if for ANIMATIONS, not a sad sack, junky, cant even be called filler, blam point waiting to happen.

Brobeck responds:

Well, that was less then friendly, but ok. Newgrounds is for all form of art, not just animations. Maybe I´m wrong, but then at least I wouldn´t be the only one. There is sounds to the video, I don´t know what happened to it though, so I guess I have to give you that one.
"Sad sack, junky, cant even be called filler" you are a true master of the english language, your mother must be immensely proud of you. Bravo, sir. Bravo.

Now offering nicer reviews with some brutal truths mixed in. Why? I don't know. Mostly I just get sick of looking at every flash and dedicating my time to pointing out obviously bad stuff. I'd rather praise the good. Most of the time anyway.

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